31 May 2011

Best Algorithm you should know as a guy

This one is for all your geeks and programmers out there.

About a week ago one of my ex colleague posted on facebook for an algorithm (basically a code in geek speak) to how to understand women. So being the geek that I am I posted...

if (girl == angry)
{
        guy = wrong;
        printf("I am Sorry");
}

Quite easy to understand right even if you do not know programming. If you do not understand it, well leave a comment and I will explain it all. My ex colleague then proceed to say well it doesn't explain everything, it only explain when a girl = angry. What if she is not angry? So I said well there is a reason I didn't put in an else (in programming all IF statement should come with an ELSE statement) because girl always = angry and you will not know until it happens.

Then the geek brain in me starting to think how the heck do I put it into geeky terms. I mean most of my friends are nerds and geeks and they only know nerd and geek speak. So I cannot put it in layman term but must convert it to geek talk.

Over the weekend I finally thought about it and I realised that girl's emotions are basically like a buffer overflow. What is buffer overflow you ask? Well basically it is like a glass of beer, if you pour too much and too fast the head will over flow and you make a mess and who knows what your mates will ask you to do for wasting good beer. In simpler terms when a buffer overflows in a program, strange and unpredictable things happens.

This is the same thing like a girls emotions, most of the time it is strange and unpredictable. I had a converstation with some friend's a week back and there was this lady that said she always thinks left but points right. She thinks she is weird but I think that is normal for a girl. They always think one thing but does another and hope that you figure out what they thinking. If you don't then...

BUFFER OVERFLOW HAPPENS!!!

What happends next is very unpredictable as like I said above when buffer overflow happens strange and unpredictable things happens. So what do all guys do? Well go back to basics...
 
if (girl == angry)
{
        guy = wrong;
        printf("I am Sorry");
}

2 comments:

  1. Yea that is wat happens when you get a geek/nerd friend. Haha

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